Wednesday, September 24, 2008

I HATE PERFUME


Lucy wears a crisp clean perfume called M#2 Black March. Twigs and new leaves on a path through a birch forest, cold windy weather, the sound of someone friendly in a white clapboard house and dark trees rising beyond a deep green hillside. She gets these bottled aromatic dioramas from a little boutique off Whyte Ave, one of those shops with deep-set creamy doorways ribbed with crown moulding and dark glass and which sells thin purple leather belts and cardigans sewn with delicate epaulettes and white blowzy tops with crimpled tuxedo collars and also glass conch shells and pencil skirts and square-cut topaz rings, peridot, glamourine. Sometimes she wears a different scent called At The Beach 1966. The owner of the shop is a brisk business woman with honey-coloured hair falling smoothly over one eye and she imports these plain glass minikins from a perfumer out of Brooklyn or maybe he lives somewhere in Pennsylvania. His name, delightfully, is Christopher Brosius and he used to work for agencies and companies from Manhattan and London and Bangkok. The woman showed me a photograph of the perfumerie once, a small sweating brick front on a wide street in a deserted section of the city, a white sandwich board propped in front and stencilled with navy blue letters reading

I HATE PERFUME.

You smell good, I said. I can smell you from here. I wish there was a more elegant way to say that. Smell. You smell good. Sounds so harsh, doesn’t it?

That’s the Old English for you, she smiled. I think those old one syllable words are perfect. They mean what they mean. Sincere words. Not like you. Lucy rolled over and spread her arms wide on the bed, the late afternoon sunlight through the white lace curtains pooling across her dark hair and the white pillows.

Sincerely, you smell good, I said.

She smiled. Sincerely?

You know you do.

Sincerely?

Okay, sure, I said.

Sincerely, she said and laughed and flung her arms around me and pressed her face into the crook of my neck.

Sincerely, I said.



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Tuesday, September 9, 2008

I GUESS WE'RE TUNING TO YOU


Not for me the weight of nine to fourteen songs cracking open the hour. Not for me sixty or seventy minutes with Led Zep out in the garage, lifting those old Shur Grip weights, rolling the heavy disks across the floor and bolting another fifteen pounds on the bar. Or, in my case, five pounds. Not for me the ritual of the album, the sitting on the couch in a silent house, evening drawing on or a low dazzle of afternoon sunlight, maybe a favourite drink on the table, dense and bubbling in a tall glass with a few thick-rinded slices of lime under the ice cubes. I look for gemstones, not piled treasure, the Koh-i-Noor and not some sloppy shipwreck off Sicily or Spain. Nothing lasts forever. Nothing is perfect. Only moments matter.

"Corazon" + Bishop Allen Bishop Allen is a singles band. Like The Beatles and every other band on the side of pop music—as opposed to flat-out rock—Bishop Allen is concerned to make every second of a song cedar-scented with emotional impact. "Corazon" is my favourite of all their singles. The first time I heard this song I wanted to cry big fat salty stupid tears. Even now, when the lead singer unregretfully sings, "I guess we'll tune in to you," I can feel my heart turn around and put a hand on its forehead. I can't control my heart because I don't know my heart. Bishop Allen doesn't know this piano, either, but they sense the strings and the pulse in the abandoned beast, they sense the valuable heart's blood and great rusty worth of the discarded instrument, maybe not yet knowing what they sense. As the song progresses, the singer realizes he is not some noble hero swinging above Alphabet or Empire City, but an unknowing unknown victim, like the piano is an unknowing victim, and that he will have to relearn everything ever all over again and what he will learn will come from what he was rescuing.

For piano, of course, substitute girlfriend, boyfriend, old neighbour, angry teacher, anything at all that was ever important.

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Wednesday, September 3, 2008

LUCILLE BLUTH, NOW CALLED

Tabitha Wilson, is back and spitting on 90210 and that might be enough to keep me watching. Probably not—but it makes me hope for the movie. BTW having Tilly and the Wall singing "Pot Kettle Black" on a mainstream soap is—worlds collide—inexplicable.

Little Pictures kills with "I Wish I Could Keep You" over on Fluxblog.