Saturday, August 1, 2009

LAST WEEKEND I WRESTLED


1) a very large dog—four in the morning—in North Edmonton
2) saw A-TRAK at Starlite UNBEREEVABLE
3) was filmed, by my room-mate, sleeping slash crawling in the stairwell of my apartment building—only the hamburger was missing in THAT video—
4) strolled behind a shirtless man who walked an albino pitbull and wore a gold watch and a boa constrictor
5) swam in the pool at the Legislature with two girls
6) and then ran with them in the sprinklers while the rain poured down and lightning crackled
7) so I guess August long will have to go far to match last wknd
8) but that's EDMONTON for you!