Wednesday, March 4, 2009

SHE SPENT $689.00

on items which included a small stencil spelling out LIFE IS TOO SHORT NOT TO DRINK WINE and a nubbly paint roller which, when properly used, creates the effect of old and badly painted walls.

Her hair was about as convincingly blonde as a redheaded pickle. Her honeys were too large to squeeze except together. She was about sixty years old. She was walking a small child who was walking an angry white ferret

The ferret squealed and the child said, "Shut up, kitty."

"Isn't that a ferret?" I asked.

The child said, "KITTY IS ITS NAME."

And the three of them trotted out the door.

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